I Was a Famous Rock Star - Alexandra Ainsworth

DNF @ 50%

 

I don't know if it's fair to rate this book or not since I didn't finish it but I didn’t enjoy it at all so I am rating based on that.

 

So I started reading this book without reading any reviews or looking at any rating just based on the blurb and it was a ridiculous slightly boring book and the writing wasn't that much but I said I will stick with it and finish it and maybe it will get better but then I came across this line

 

My tool stiffens and expands, and pull closer to Mateo, aiming for just that bit more of friction....

and then I was like


 

MY TOOL the author is actually referring to his penis as HIS TOOL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!


So I made the right decision to stop reading this but then I thought I would look at the epilogue and I was like

 

 

Because it wasn't even an epilogue it was ridiculous and I am glad I DNF this book before I got an aneurysm.